Lady Gaga’s New Perfume To Include Hints Of “Blood And Semen”
For all you little monsters out there whove ever dreamed of smelling like Gaga, theres good news! No need to keep wrapping yourself in desiccated meat or sleep next to a smoldering skeleton, just spray on Lady Gagas new perfume, which will smell of blood and semen. Were sure its only a matter of time before she announces her mens cologne line, Mucus and Tears.
While dozes of celebrities have their own weird perfume lines, Gagas scent will undoubtedly be the first one that will intentionally smell like a bodily function. While most of us actively try to avoid reeking like either of these fluids, its still a nice change from the smell we normally associate with such scents as Taylor Momsens Parlez-moi dAmour chez Marionnaud or Paris Hiltons Tease, Paris, Heiress, Siren, Fair Dust or Just Me, which of course would be vomit.
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