Rihanna Goes All Black Swan, Pink Swan In Her New Perfume Ad For Feminas

Rihanna Goes All Black Swan, Pink Swan In Her New Perfume Ad

Is it fair to assume that Rihannas new Rebl Fleur perfume ad suggests that if you buy it, you might one day have a really fabulous break with reality? One spritz of RiRis smell water and youll find yourself frolicking with bird people, catch glimpses of a deformed man-beast (were not the only ones that see those super long arms, right?) and traveling to the edge of sanity, only to get groped by hot people who may or may not even be there. Hmm, we think weve already seen this film, except it started Natalie Portman, had way fewer tiny hats and featured the exact right amount of Mila Kunis.

Rihannas new scent might not exactly cause you to imagine youre growing wings or make you crush your moms hand with rage, but it does strike a nice balance between the panting sensuality of, say, Beyonces perfume ad, and the outright terror of Lady Gagas blood and semen scent. We might even call it perfect, if we werent too afraid it would turn us into demonic flamingo ladies.

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