Rosario Dawson Grabs Paul Rudd’s Junk, Is Our Personal Hero For Feminas

Rosario Dawson Grabs Paul Rudd’s Junk, Is Our Personal Hero

We never imagined anyone would be able to touch an A-listers junk and stand up for womens rights at the same time. But as always, were painfully incorrect. At Saturdays Independent Spirit Awards, Rosario Dawson grabbed Paul Rudds crotch after unexpectedly leaping on stage. Apparently Rosario didnt take kindly to presenters Rudd and Eva Mendes sketch, which hilariously featured Rudd repeatedly grabbed Evas breasts. Haha, yeah, what a knee-slapper. You two should take your show on the road!

Im a womens rights activist and I was getting a little tired that he was grabbing her boob onstage for half an hour, Dawson told Access Hollywood. Nothing bad, but it was funny. In case it seems like such a beautiful moment had to be choreographed, apparently Dawson decided in the moment to take the stage. I was sitting there with my fork like, If he doesnt stop, Im going to stab him with my fork, Rosario said. So I got up there and I stabbed him with my fork, and he didnt stop, so I was like, alright, Im going to grab his package. We didnt even notice the fork in her hand until right now! Wow, we look forward to the day when were famous enough to make our opinions known by grabbing celebrities wieners. Until then, we arent allowed back on the N train.

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