The Situation’s Dad Legally Apologizes For Being The Worst

If theres hope for a man who has been put in a friendly headlock by Michael Lohan, then theres hope for us all. In a surprising reversal for such a prominent member of the Terrible Hollywood Parent Club (First rule: never talk about THP club), The Situations dad apologized for using his sons image to insult him in the press, filling a settlement to end the on-going feud with his son. Wow, and here we thought giving Mr. Situation any attention would have the same effect as water on a gremlin: it might have been a mistake, but its too late to do anything about it now. Oh, and you might have to blow up a movie theater to get rid of him.
The Situation sued Frank Sorrentino back in May after his dear old dad released several videos attacking his son, as well as launched TheConfrontation.com, just so there would be a public record of how awful he is. And we thought Ronnies mom calling him drunk in the middle of the day was bad. Also, tragic. The Situation has subsequently dropped his lawsuit, though Papa Sorrentinos publishing agent Robert Fletcher does have to pay $5,000 as part of the settlement. As for Fletchers own kids, well, were assuming they can go ahead and hold their breath.