W Magazine Responds To “Porn” Photos Of Kim Kardashian: Clearly They Are Art!

After hearing about Kim Kardashians break-down over full-on porn photos of her exposed lady lumps, W Magazine defends Kim Kardashians nude photos on the ground that they are high art, not simply nudie pics for the general population to slobber over. In keeping in line with the theme of W Magazines November Art Issue, Kim Kardashians cover was conceived as an artistic collaboration with well-known artist Barbara Kruger, and was a meditation on the influence that reality TV has on contemporary culture, a W spokesperson claimed. Hmm, did anyone else on the planet understand that by looking at the photographs? Or did most people just have steam shoot out of their ears and their tongues roll out onto the ground like a cartoon wolf? We thought so.
Said the rep, The inside portfolio documented the career and power of Kim Kardashian as a work of art, using the language of artists like Jeff Koons (see Rabbit) and Gilbert & George (see The Singing Sculpture). And yet at no point in the magazines response does W address Kardashians claim that she did not agree to be shown completely nude. All were saying is, we bet the issue wouldnt have sold nearly as well with a vase on the cover, unless that vase happened to be shaped exactly like a naked Kim Kardashian covered in body paint. If someone knows where we can get a vase like that, however, we will pay one billion dollars for it.